A Plea for Comments - by Tre
***Disclaimer: Shout out to my fellow middle schoolers (and almost 9th graders) back home! This is meant to be read only by those of you who can appreciate some sarcasm. I mean no offense by poking fun at you and our entire town.*** To our dearest friends back home in Alaska, I hope this letter finds you in the best of health. We send you greetings from far and wide, where the sun sets upon Adriatic shores and the people are far more stylish than you. We have had many unimaginable experiences, from being blessed by a buddhist monk to the smell of durian on public transport to the painful sensation of an acid burn from an Ayervadic oil massage. But, as the Croatians frown at us for mispronouncing their language, I am reminded of home, where Mr. Hickox's glare can make even the bravest seventh grader stop leaning back in their chair and pretend to pay attention. Truly, we do miss the comforts of home: the freezing rain, the scent of dead salmon on the riverbanks, and the ever-...